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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

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Posted 15 hours ago

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

Posted 15 hours ago

vesley:

my whole life

image

Posted 15 hours ago

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

Posted 15 hours ago

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

Posted 15 hours ago

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8)

Posted 15 hours ago
amphetaheroin:

"smells of weed" is literally everywhere i go

amphetaheroin:

"smells of weed" is literally everywhere i go

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

Posted 15 hours ago
I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Posted 15 hours ago
There are only two types of people in this world: People who smoke weed and people who need to chill the fuck out.
chill-4-life (via chill-4-life)
Posted 15 hours ago
Wanna smoke?
the potential beginning of a beautiful friendship (via stonerthings)